Calories? Ho Ho Nope Shirt - Funny Christmas Cookie Tee

🍪🎄 Calories? Ho Ho Nope Shirt - Christmas Cookie Tee

Calories? Ho ho... nope. A lavish plate of iced Christmas cookies — trees, stars, holly, snowflakes and ornaments — sits under a cheeky headline that declares a seasonal truce with the dessert table. Rich colors, gold-trim accents and high-contrast shapes pop in photos and IRL.

🎯 Ideal for

• Holiday bakers, cookie swap champions and foodies
• Teachers, café crews and office party legends
• Matching PJ nights and Christmas movie marathons
• Festive fits when you want “costume without the costume”

🎁 Gift for

• Besties, coworkers and roommates
• Secret Santa and White Elephant
• December birthdays and host or hostess gifts
• Yourself — because frosting counts as self care

👕 Product Features

• Classic unisex fit for all day comfort
• Durable cotton with a smooth print surface
• Shoulder tape prevents stretching and extends garment life
• Ribbed collar keeps shape wash after wash
• Seamless sides for a clean look and comfy drape
• Great for casual days, relaxed weekends or lounging at home

🖨️ Print & Quality Notes

• DTG print with eco inks — no puff, foil or glitter
• Artwork tuned for crisp cookie edges, vibrant icing and readable headline on dark or light tees

🧼 Care Instructions

• Machine wash cold (max 30°C or 90°F), inside out
• Tumble dry low
• Do not iron the print
• Do not dry clean
• Non chlorine bleach only when needed

👉 Add to cart and let your tee make peace with the dessert table.

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean