Keep Calm Not That Calm Shirt - Medical ECG Humor Tee

📈 Keep Calm... Okay, Not That Calm! - Medical ECG Humor Tee

“Keep calm… okay, NOT that calm.” A cheeky twist on the classic saying, spiked with ECG vibes for anyone who’s watched a monitor go from chill to code in 0.2 seconds. Clean, bold lettering plus a heartbeat graphic = instant laugh in scrubs rooms, night shifts and coffee-fueled rounds.

🎯 Ideal for

• ER and ICU nurses, paramedics, EMTs and med students
• Doctors, techs, respiratory therapists and dispatch crews
• Shift swaps, graduation gifts and Nurse or Doctor appreciation
• Anyone who speaks fluent beeps and alarms

🎁 Gift for

• Coworkers who run on caffeine and controlled chaos
• Preceptors, mentors and your favorite charge nurse
• Newly pinned nurses or freshly matched residents
• Yourself — because gallows humor saves sanity

👕 Product Features

• Classic unisex fit for all-day comfort
• Durable cotton with a smooth print surface
• Shoulder tape prevents stretching and extends garment life
• Ribbed elastic collar keeps its shape wear after wear
• Seamless sides for a clean look and comfy feel

🖨️ Print & Quality Notes

• High-resolution DTG print for crisp lines and smooth gradients
• Slight color variations may occur across cotton/heather blends
• Minor placement tolerance (±0.5 in / ±1.2 cm) is standard
• Made to order to reduce overproduction

🧼 Care Instructions

• Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F), inside out
• Tumble dry low heat
• Do not iron the printed area
• Do not dry clean
• Non-chlorine bleach only when needed

👉 Add to cart — stat. Laughs are on the monitor.

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean