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After Sex Don't Leave a Review Shirt - Funny 5 Star Guy Cartoon Tee - Sarcastic Dating Humor T-Shirt for Men

After Sex Don't Leave a Review Shirt - Funny 5 Star Guy Cartoon Tee - Sarcastic Dating Humor T-Shirt for Men

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⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ After Sex… Don’t Leave a Review

She blinked — he rated. This hilarious cartoon tee stars a smugly confident (read: probably delusional) guy with his phone in hand and a glowing 5-star review hovering above his head. It’s the ultimate tribute to male optimism, post-hookup ego, and performance self-assessment — no matter what actually happened. Perfect for guys who can laugh at themselves… or should. 🙃

🎯 Ideal for:

  • Self-aware jokers and cringe-comedy fans
  • Boyfriends, bros, and “legend in his own mind” energy
  • Bachelor parties, comedy nights, casual weekends
  • Anyone who appreciates five-star sarcasm

🎁 Gift for:

  • Boyfriends & best mates with bold humor
  • Friends who rate everything — including themselves
  • Birthday gag gifts & Secret Santa
  • Yourself — five stars for effort

👕 Product Features:

  • Retail unisex fit for all-day comfort
  • Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton with a smooth print surface
  • Medium weight ~4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²), 32 singles
  • Side-seamed construction for better shape retention
  • Shoulder taping increases durability
  • Ribbed crewneck that keeps its shape; tear-away label
  • Note: Heather colors contain a cotton/poly blend

🧼 Care Instructions:

  • Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors
  • Use mild detergent; non-chlorine bleach only when needed
  • Tumble dry low or hang-dry for longest life
  • Do not iron directly on the print
  • Do not dry clean

👉 Add to cart — may cause side-eyes, ironic clapping, or sarcastic compliments.

 

Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean

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Sizes - T-shirts

 

Metric

  S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Width, cm 45.72 50.80 55.88 60.96 66.04 71.12 76.20 81.28
Length, cm 71.12 73.66 76.20 78.74 81.28 83.82 86.36 88.90
Sleeve length (from center back), cm 38.35 41.91 45.72 49.53 53.34 56.90 60.20 63.50
Size tolerance, cm 3.81 3.81 3.81 3.81 3.81 3.81 3.81 3.81

Imperial

  S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Width, in 18.00 20.00 22.00 24.00 26.00 28.00 30.00 32.00
Length, in 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 33.00 34.00 35.00
Sleeve length (from center back), in 15.10 16.50 18.00 19.50 21.00 22.40 23.70 25.00
Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50

 

Sizes - Kids T-shirts

 

Metric

  2T 3T 4T 5T
Width, cm 30.48 33.02 35.56 38.10
Length, cm 39.37 41.91 44.45 46.99

Imperial

  2T 3T 4T 5T
Width, in 12.00 13.00 14.00 15.00
Length, in 15.50 16.50 17.50 18.50


Sizes - Hoodies

 

Metric

  S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Width, cm 51.00 56.00 61.00 66.00 71.10 76.00 81.00 86.00
Length, cm 69.00 71.00 74.00 76.00 79.00 81.00 84.00 86.00
Sleeve length from center back, cm 85.09 87.63 90.17 92.71 95.25 97.79 100.33 102.87
Size tolerance, cm 3.81 3.81 3.81 3.81 3.81 3.81 3.81 3.81

Imperial

  S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Width, in 20.08 22.05 24.02 25.98 27.99 29.92 31.89 33.86
Length, in 27.17 27.95 29.13 29.92 31.10 31.89 33.07 33.86
Sleeve length from center back, in 33.50 34.50 35.50 36.50 37.50 38.50 39.50 40.50
Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50

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