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After Sex He Disappears Shirt - Funny Ghosting Cartoon Tee - Modern Dating Humor T-Shirt for Sarcastic Souls

After Sex He Disappears Shirt - Funny Ghosting Cartoon Tee - Modern Dating Humor T-Shirt for Sarcastic Souls

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👻🛏️ No note. No goodbye. Just gone.

A funny take on ghosting, shame, and that mysterious Uber that arrives just a little too fast. Whether you’ve been left on read, left with just the blanket, or left wondering “was that it?” — this tee blends dry humor, awkward truth, and cartoon minimalism into one brutally relatable design.

🎯 Ideal for:

  • Dating survivors and anti-romantics
  • Fans of dry, awkward, ghost-level humor
  • Late-night reflectors and doomscrollers
  • Anyone who’s been left on read (or left the scene)

🎁 Gift for:

  • Besties who got ghosted (and laugh about it)
  • Friends who “Irish goodbye” every party
  • Roommates with suspiciously fast Uber ETAs
  • Yourself — because closure is overrated

👕 Product Features:

  • Retail unisex fit for all-day comfort
  • Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton with a smooth print surface
  • Medium weight ~4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²), 32 singles
  • Side-seamed construction for better shape retention
  • Shoulder taping increases durability
  • Ribbed crewneck that keeps its shape; tear-away label
  • Note: Heather colors contain a cotton/poly blend

🧼 Care Instructions:

  • Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors
  • Use mild detergent; non-chlorine bleach only when needed
  • Tumble dry low or hang-dry for longest life
  • Do not iron directly on the print
  • Do not dry clean

👉 Add to cart — funny, flaky, and totally relatable.


Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean

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Sizes - T-shirts

 

Metric

  S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Width, cm 45.72 50.80 55.88 60.96 66.04 71.12 76.20 81.28
Length, cm 71.12 73.66 76.20 78.74 81.28 83.82 86.36 88.90
Sleeve length (from center back), cm 38.35 41.91 45.72 49.53 53.34 56.90 60.20 63.50
Size tolerance, cm 3.81 3.81 3.81 3.81 3.81 3.81 3.81 3.81

Imperial

  S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Width, in 18.00 20.00 22.00 24.00 26.00 28.00 30.00 32.00
Length, in 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 33.00 34.00 35.00
Sleeve length (from center back), in 15.10 16.50 18.00 19.50 21.00 22.40 23.70 25.00
Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50

 

Sizes - Kids T-shirts

 

Metric

  2T 3T 4T 5T
Width, cm 30.48 33.02 35.56 38.10
Length, cm 39.37 41.91 44.45 46.99

Imperial

  2T 3T 4T 5T
Width, in 12.00 13.00 14.00 15.00
Length, in 15.50 16.50 17.50 18.50


Sizes - Hoodies

 

Metric

  S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Width, cm 51.00 56.00 61.00 66.00 71.10 76.00 81.00 86.00
Length, cm 69.00 71.00 74.00 76.00 79.00 81.00 84.00 86.00
Sleeve length from center back, cm 85.09 87.63 90.17 92.71 95.25 97.79 100.33 102.87
Size tolerance, cm 3.81 3.81 3.81 3.81 3.81 3.81 3.81 3.81

Imperial

  S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Width, in 20.08 22.05 24.02 25.98 27.99 29.92 31.89 33.86
Length, in 27.17 27.95 29.13 29.92 31.10 31.89 33.07 33.86
Sleeve length from center back, in 33.50 34.50 35.50 36.50 37.50 38.50 39.50 40.50
Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50

EU Representatives

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

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