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After Sex I Take the Remote Shirt - Funny Power Move Cartoon Tee - Sarcastic Relationship Humor T-Shirt

After Sex I Take the Remote Shirt - Funny Power Move Cartoon Tee - Sarcastic Relationship Humor T-Shirt

76,04 zł PLN
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📺 Because the real climax… is claiming the remote.

This cheeky cartoon-style tee celebrates the most underrated post-intimacy power move: grabbing the remote and asserting dominance — one click at a time. “After Sex... I Take the Remote” is for binge-watchers, passive-aggressive partners, and anyone who’s ever turned Netflix into a negotiation. 🎬 One night. One remote. One winner.

🎯 Ideal for:

  • Relationship-humor fans and binge-watchers
  • Couples who negotiate what to watch next
  • Ironic fashion and couch-ready outfits
  • Anyone who takes “remote control” literally

🎁 Gift for:

  • Your partner, ex, or TV-watching nemesis
  • Roommates who steal the remote
  • Comedy lovers and sarcastic souls
  • Yourself — for post-showdowns and lounge days

👕 Product Features:

  • Retail unisex fit for all-day comfort
  • Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton with a smooth print surface
  • Medium weight ~4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²), 32 singles
  • Side-seamed construction for better shape retention
  • Shoulder taping increases durability
  • Ribbed crewneck that keeps its shape; tear-away label
  • Note: Heather colors contain a cotton/poly blend

🧼 Care Instructions:

  • Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors
  • Use mild detergent; non-chlorine bleach only when needed
  • Tumble dry low or hang-dry for longest life
  • Do not iron directly on the print
  • Do not dry clean

👉 Add to cart — claim the remote and the last laugh.


Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean

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Sizes - T-shirts

 

Metric

  S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Width, cm 45.72 50.80 55.88 60.96 66.04 71.12 76.20 81.28
Length, cm 71.12 73.66 76.20 78.74 81.28 83.82 86.36 88.90
Sleeve length (from center back), cm 38.35 41.91 45.72 49.53 53.34 56.90 60.20 63.50
Size tolerance, cm 3.81 3.81 3.81 3.81 3.81 3.81 3.81 3.81

Imperial

  S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Width, in 18.00 20.00 22.00 24.00 26.00 28.00 30.00 32.00
Length, in 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 33.00 34.00 35.00
Sleeve length (from center back), in 15.10 16.50 18.00 19.50 21.00 22.40 23.70 25.00
Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50

 

Sizes - Kids T-shirts

 

Metric

  2T 3T 4T 5T
Width, cm 30.48 33.02 35.56 38.10
Length, cm 39.37 41.91 44.45 46.99

Imperial

  2T 3T 4T 5T
Width, in 12.00 13.00 14.00 15.00
Length, in 15.50 16.50 17.50 18.50


Sizes - Hoodies

 

Metric

  S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Width, cm 51.00 56.00 61.00 66.00 71.10 76.00 81.00 86.00
Length, cm 69.00 71.00 74.00 76.00 79.00 81.00 84.00 86.00
Sleeve length from center back, cm 85.09 87.63 90.17 92.71 95.25 97.79 100.33 102.87
Size tolerance, cm 3.81 3.81 3.81 3.81 3.81 3.81 3.81 3.81

Imperial

  S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Width, in 20.08 22.05 24.02 25.98 27.99 29.92 31.89 33.86
Length, in 27.17 27.95 29.13 29.92 31.10 31.89 33.07 33.86
Sleeve length from center back, in 33.50 34.50 35.50 36.50 37.50 38.50 39.50 40.50
Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50

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EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

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