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After Sex We Rate Each Other Shirt - Funny Relationship Cartoon Tee - Awkward Dating Humor T-Shirt

After Sex We Rate Each Other Shirt - Funny Relationship Cartoon Tee - Awkward Dating Humor T-Shirt

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🎯 No cuddles. No talking. Just scores — “After Sex... We Rate Each Other.”

This brutally funny cartoon tee turns post-intimacy into a competitive sport. Two characters, two scorecards, and one perfectly awkward truth: performance anxiety + modern romance = evaluations. Whether you’re proudly petty or just emotionally numb, a 6.5/10 and a shrug somehow feels… accurate. 📉 Warning: may trigger flashbacks and uncomfortable laughter.

🎯 Ideal for:

  • Couples with a dark sense of humor
  • Friends-with-benefits and brutally honest daters
  • Fans of dry, deadpan cartoon comedy
  • Anyone who prefers metrics over mush

🎁 Gift for:

  • Boyfriends, girlfriends, & situationships
  • Bachelor/ette parties and gag-gift exchanges
  • Roommates who rate everything
  • Yourself — because feedback is a love language

👕 Product Features:

  • Retail unisex fit for all-day comfort
  • Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton with a smooth print surface
  • Medium weight ~4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²), 32 singles
  • Side-seamed construction for better shape retention
  • Shoulder taping increases durability
  • Ribbed crewneck that keeps its shape; tear-away label
  • Note: Heather colors contain a cotton/poly blend

🧼 Care Instructions:

  • Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors
  • Use mild detergent; non-chlorine bleach only when needed
  • Tumble dry low or hang-dry for longest life
  • Do not iron directly on the print
  • Do not dry clean

👉 Add to cart — because sometimes love is a numbers game.

 

Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean

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Sizes - T-shirts

 

Metric

  S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Width, cm 45.72 50.80 55.88 60.96 66.04 71.12 76.20 81.28
Length, cm 71.12 73.66 76.20 78.74 81.28 83.82 86.36 88.90
Sleeve length (from center back), cm 38.35 41.91 45.72 49.53 53.34 56.90 60.20 63.50
Size tolerance, cm 3.81 3.81 3.81 3.81 3.81 3.81 3.81 3.81

Imperial

  S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Width, in 18.00 20.00 22.00 24.00 26.00 28.00 30.00 32.00
Length, in 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 33.00 34.00 35.00
Sleeve length (from center back), in 15.10 16.50 18.00 19.50 21.00 22.40 23.70 25.00
Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50

 

Sizes - Kids T-shirts

 

Metric

  2T 3T 4T 5T
Width, cm 30.48 33.02 35.56 38.10
Length, cm 39.37 41.91 44.45 46.99

Imperial

  2T 3T 4T 5T
Width, in 12.00 13.00 14.00 15.00
Length, in 15.50 16.50 17.50 18.50


Sizes - Hoodies

 

Metric

  S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Width, cm 51.00 56.00 61.00 66.00 71.10 76.00 81.00 86.00
Length, cm 69.00 71.00 74.00 76.00 79.00 81.00 84.00 86.00
Sleeve length from center back, cm 85.09 87.63 90.17 92.71 95.25 97.79 100.33 102.87
Size tolerance, cm 3.81 3.81 3.81 3.81 3.81 3.81 3.81 3.81

Imperial

  S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Width, in 20.08 22.05 24.02 25.98 27.99 29.92 31.89 33.86
Length, in 27.17 27.95 29.13 29.92 31.10 31.89 33.07 33.86
Sleeve length from center back, in 33.50 34.50 35.50 36.50 37.50 38.50 39.50 40.50
Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50

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EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

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