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After Sex We Scroll Our Phones Shirt - Funny Modern Love Cartoon Tee - Sarcastic Dating Humor T-Shirt

After Sex We Scroll Our Phones Shirt - Funny Modern Love Cartoon Tee - Sarcastic Dating Humor T-Shirt

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📱 Passion’s over. The Wi-Fi connects. — “After Sex... We Scroll Our Phones”

This cartoon-style tee nails modern romance: silence, glowing screens, and a mutual scroll toward emotional distance. Part of the After Sex collection, it turns post-intimacy detachment into wearable irony — for couples who skip pillow talk and dive straight into doomscrolling. 📶 No cuddles. No convo. Just infinite scroll.

🎯 Ideal for:

  • Couples who text better than they talk
  • Tech-obsessed romantics and meme connoisseurs
  • Doomscrollers, night owls, and screen-time champions
  • Anyone fluent in “we’re fine” and airplane mode

🎁 Gift for:

  • Partners, besties, and situationships
  • Friends who bring phones to pillow talk
  • Birthday gag gifts & cheeky anniversaries
  • Yourself — because you saw this on your phone anyway

👕 Product Features:

  • Retail unisex fit for all-day comfort
  • Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton with a smooth print surface
  • Medium weight ~4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²), 32 singles
  • Side-seamed construction for better shape retention
  • Shoulder taping increases durability
  • Ribbed crewneck that keeps its shape; tear-away label
  • Note: Heather colors contain a cotton/poly blend

🧼 Care Instructions:

  • Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors
  • Use mild detergent; non-chlorine bleach only when needed
  • Tumble dry low or hang-dry for longest life
  • Do not iron directly on the print
  • Do not dry clean

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Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean

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Sizes - T-shirts

 

Metric

  S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Width, cm 45.72 50.80 55.88 60.96 66.04 71.12 76.20 81.28
Length, cm 71.12 73.66 76.20 78.74 81.28 83.82 86.36 88.90
Sleeve length (from center back), cm 38.35 41.91 45.72 49.53 53.34 56.90 60.20 63.50
Size tolerance, cm 3.81 3.81 3.81 3.81 3.81 3.81 3.81 3.81

Imperial

  S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Width, in 18.00 20.00 22.00 24.00 26.00 28.00 30.00 32.00
Length, in 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 33.00 34.00 35.00
Sleeve length (from center back), in 15.10 16.50 18.00 19.50 21.00 22.40 23.70 25.00
Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50

 

Sizes - Kids T-shirts

 

Metric

  2T 3T 4T 5T
Width, cm 30.48 33.02 35.56 38.10
Length, cm 39.37 41.91 44.45 46.99

Imperial

  2T 3T 4T 5T
Width, in 12.00 13.00 14.00 15.00
Length, in 15.50 16.50 17.50 18.50


Sizes - Hoodies

 

Metric

  S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Width, cm 51.00 56.00 61.00 66.00 71.10 76.00 81.00 86.00
Length, cm 69.00 71.00 74.00 76.00 79.00 81.00 84.00 86.00
Sleeve length from center back, cm 85.09 87.63 90.17 92.71 95.25 97.79 100.33 102.87
Size tolerance, cm 3.81 3.81 3.81 3.81 3.81 3.81 3.81 3.81

Imperial

  S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Width, in 20.08 22.05 24.02 25.98 27.99 29.92 31.89 33.86
Length, in 27.17 27.95 29.13 29.92 31.10 31.89 33.07 33.86
Sleeve length from center back, in 33.50 34.50 35.50 36.50 37.50 38.50 39.50 40.50
Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50

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