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Calories? Ho Ho Nope Shirt - Funny Christmas Cookie Tee

Calories? Ho Ho Nope Shirt - Funny Christmas Cookie Tee

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🍪🎅 Cookies & Laughs – Calories? Ho Ho Nope Christmas Shirt

The Calories? Ho Ho Nope Shirt is your official uniform for holiday cookie season. Funny, festive, and unapologetically indulgent, this Christmas cookie tee lets everyone know you’re here for the snacks, not the calorie counting. Perfect for baking days, family gatherings, office parties, and cozy movie nights by the tree.

⚡ What Makes It Special

This isn’t just another Christmas shirt — it’s a whole holiday mood. With its playful “Calories? Ho Ho Nope” slogan, this tee delivers instant laughs and perfectly captures that December mindset where cookies, cocoa, and joy come first.

🎯 Ideal for:

  • Cookie bakers, snack lovers & dessert queens/kings
  • Ugly sweater parties (but make it actually cute)
  • Holiday movie marathons & baking marathons
  • Anyone who believes calories don’t count at Christmas

🎁 Gift for:

  • Friends who bring cookies to every gathering
  • Co-workers with a sweet tooth and a sense of humor
  • Family members who live for Christmas treats
  • Secret Santa, stocking stuffers & festive gift exchanges

👕 Product Features:

  • Soft, breathable cotton fabric for all-day festive comfort
  • Cheeky “Calories? Ho Ho Nope” Christmas cookie design
  • Classic unisex fit that pairs perfectly with jeans or pajamas
  • Vibrant print designed to stay bright through many wash cycles
  • Lightweight feel – ideal for layering under cardigans or flannels

🧼 Care Instructions:

  • Machine wash cold with similar colors
  • Do not bleach
  • Tumble dry low or hang to dry
  • Iron inside out if needed, avoiding the printed area

🔥 Why You’ll Love It:

This tee is pure Christmas joy in shirt form. The Calories? Ho Ho Nope print hits that sweet spot between relatable and hilarious — perfect for anyone who’s decided to worry about salads in January. It’s comfy enough to wear from the cookie tray to the couch and fun enough to steal the show in every holiday photo.

💡 Style Tips:

  • Pair with plaid pajama bottoms for the ultimate Christmas morning look
  • Layer under a chunky cardigan or flannel for cozy holiday vibes
  • Wear with jeans and festive socks for cookie swaps and office parties

💬 Customer Favorites:

  • “Wore this to our family cookie bake and everyone wanted one. Instant classic.” – Lauren P.
  • “So soft and so funny. Perfect excuse to grab another cookie… or five.” – Mike R.

🚀 Shop with Confidence:

Each tee is printed with high-quality, eco-friendly inks on durable fabric that’s made to last more than one holiday season. If your Calories? Ho Ho Nope Shirt doesn’t make you smile, our support team will work with you to make it right — no stress, just more cheer. 🎄

👉 Add to cart now and step into the holidays ready for cookies, compliments, and zero calorie guilt. Ho ho YES! 🍪

 

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean

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Important

Sizes - T-shirts (Gildan 5000)

Metric

S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Width, cm 45.72 50.80 55.88 60.96 66.04 71.12 76.20 81.28
Length, cm 71.12 73.66 76.20 78.74 81.28 83.82 86.36 88.90
Sleeve length, cm 38.35 41.91 45.72 49.53 53.34 56.90 60.20 63.50
Size tolerance, cm 3.81 3.81 3.81 3.81 3.81 3.81 3.81 3.81

Imperial

S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Width, in 18.00 20.00 22.00 24.00 26.00 28.00 30.00 32.00
Length, in 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 33.00 34.00 35.00
Sleeve length, in 15.10 16.50 18.00 19.50 21.00 22.40 23.70 25.00
Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50

Sizes - Kids T-shirts (Gildan 5000B)

 

Metric

XS S M L XL
Width, cm 41.00 43.00 46.00 48.00 51.00
Length, cm 52.00 56.00 60.00 64.00 67.00
Sleeve length (from center back), cm 34.00 36.00 39.00 41.00 44.00
Size tolerance, cm 2.54 2.54 2.54 2.54 2.54

Imperial

XS S M L XL
Width, in 16.14 16.93 18.11 18.90 20.08
Length, in 20.47 22.05 23.62 25.20 26.38
Sleeve length (from center back), in 13.39 14.17 15.35 16.14 17.32
Size tolerance, in 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00

Sizes - Kids T-shirts (Bella+Canvas 3001T)

 

Metric

  2T 3T 4T 5T
Width, cm 30.48 33.02 35.56 38.10
Length, cm 39.37 41.91 44.45 46.99

Imperial

  2T 3T 4T 5T
Width, in 12.00 13.00 14.00 15.00
Length, in 15.50 16.50 17.50 18.50


Sizes - Babies T-shirts (Rabbit Skins 3322)

 

Metric

  6M 12M 18M 24M
Width, cm 25.40 27.94 30.48 33.02
Length, cm 31.75 34.29 36.83 39.37
Sleeve length, cm 9.53 10.16 10.80 12.07
Size tolerance, cm 2.54 2.54 2.54 2.54

Imperial

  6M 12M 18M 24M
Width, in 10.00 11.00 12.00 13.00
Length, in 12.50 13.50 14.50 15.50
Sleeve length, in 3.75 4.00 4.25 4.75
Size tolerance, in 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00


Sizes - Hoodies (Gildan 18500)

 

Metric

S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Width, cm 51.00 56.00 61.00 66.00 71.10 76.00 81.00 86.00
Length, cm 69.00 71.00 74.00 76.00 79.00 81.00 84.00 86.00
Sleeve length, cm 85.09 87.63 90.17 92.71 95.25 97.79 100.33 102.87
Size tolerance, cm 3.81 3.81 3.81 3.81 3.81 3.81 3.81 3.81

Imperial

S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Width, in 20.08 22.05 24.02 25.98 27.99 29.92 31.89 33.86
Length, in 27.17 27.95 29.13 29.92 31.10 31.89 33.07 33.86
Sleeve length, in 33.50 34.50 35.50 36.50 37.50 38.50 39.50 40.50
Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50

 

EU Representatives

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

 

🖨️ Print & Quality Notes

  • High-resolution DTG print for crisp lines and smooth gradients
  • Slight color variations may occur across cotton/heather blends
  • Minor placement tolerance (±0.5 in / ±1.2 cm) is standard
  • Made to order to reduce overproduction

Print & Quality notes

🖨️ Print & Quality Notes

  • High-resolution DTG print for crisp lines and smooth gradients
  • Slight color variations may occur across cotton/heather blends
  • Minor placement tolerance (±0.5 in / ±1.2 cm) is standard
  • Made to order to reduce overproduction

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