Cappuccino Assassino Shirt – Funny Coffee Ninja Tee for Caffeine Lovers
Cappuccino Assassino Shirt – Funny Coffee Ninja Tee for Caffeine Lovers
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☕🥷 Cappuccino Assassino Shirt – Funny Coffee Ninja Tee for Caffeine Lovers
Unleash your inner coffee ninja with the Cappuccino Assassino Shirt — a hilarious, stylish tee designed for caffeine addicts, espresso snobs, latte lovers, and anyone who believes that coffee is both a lifestyle and a personality trait. This playful ninja-themed coffee design delivers instant charm, instant smiles, and instant caffeinated energy.
🎯 Ideal for:
- Coffee lovers, baristas, and café regulars
- Fans of kawaii, humorous, or quirky graphic tees
- People who treat caffeine as a daily ritual
- Anyone who wants a fun conversation starter
🎁 Gift for:
- Friends who can’t survive without their morning cup
- Co-workers, students, and coffee-obsessed family members
- Birthdays, holidays, or “I saw this and thought of you” moments
- Café culture enthusiasts and espresso machine owners
🌟 What Makes It Special:
- A ninja… powered by coffee. It doesn’t get more iconic.
- Bold, energetic artwork that instantly grabs attention
- Perfect blend of humor and aesthetic — cute, stylish, unforgettable
- Ideal for anyone whose personality: 50% coffee, 50% chaos
👕 Product Features:
- Humorous Ninja Design: A charismatic coffee ninja graphic that expresses caffeine love with flair.
- Premium Comfort: Crafted from lightweight, breathable cotton for all-day wear.
- Versatile Style: Pairs effortlessly with jeans, leggings, joggers, or cozy homewear.
- Gift-Ready: Perfect unique present for every coffee fanatic.
🧼 Care Instructions:
- Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors
- Tumble dry low or hang dry
- Avoid bleach and fabric softeners
- Do not iron directly over the print
🔥 Why You'll Love It:
The Cappuccino Assassino Shirt celebrates your caffeine-powered identity with humor and style. It’s the perfect mix of cozy comfort, bold graphics, and personality. Expect compliments, laughs, and instant bonding moments with other coffee lovers wherever you wear it.
💡 Style Tips:
- Wear with denim for an everyday casual look
- Layer under a cardigan or flannel for cozy café vibes
- Pair with joggers for the ultimate stay-at-home coffee ritual outfit
- Add a beanie and sneakers for an effortless streetwear aesthetic
💬 Customer Favorites:
- “I wore it to my local café and got THREE compliments. Instant favorite.” – Maya R.
- “Perfect gift for my coffee-obsessed sister. She screamed.” – Olivia S.
- “Soft, funny, and the design is amazing quality.” – Daniel K.
🚀 Shop with Confidence:
Printed with high-quality inks on premium cotton, this tee is built to last. Soft feel, vibrant print, and a satisfaction guarantee. If you’re not in love — we’ll make it right. ☕💛
👉 Add to cart now and join the elite clan of stylish caffeine ninjas!
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
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Important
Sizes - T-shirts
Metric
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, cm | 45.72 | 50.80 | 55.88 | 60.96 | 66.04 | 71.12 | 76.20 | 81.28 |
| Length, cm | 71.12 | 73.66 | 76.20 | 78.74 | 81.28 | 83.82 | 86.36 | 88.90 |
| Sleeve length, cm | 38.35 | 41.91 | 45.72 | 49.53 | 53.34 | 56.90 | 60.20 | 63.50 |
| Size tolerance, cm | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 |
Imperial
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Sizes - Kids T-shirts
Metric
| 2T | 3T | 4T | 5T | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, cm | 30.48 | 33.02 | 35.56 | 38.10 |
| Length, cm | 39.37 | 41.91 | 44.45 | 46.99 |
Imperial
| 2T | 3T | 4T | 5T | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 12.00 | 13.00 | 14.00 | 15.00 |
| Length, in | 15.50 | 16.50 | 17.50 | 18.50 |
Sizes - Babies T-shirts
Metric
| 6M | 12M | 18M | 24M | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, cm | 25.40 | 27.94 | 30.48 | 33.02 |
| Length, cm | 31.75 | 34.29 | 36.83 | 39.37 |
| Sleeve length, cm | 9.53 | 10.16 | 10.80 | 12.07 |
| Size tolerance, cm | 2.54 | 2.54 | 2.54 | 2.54 |
Imperial
| 6M | 12M | 18M | 24M | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 10.00 | 11.00 | 12.00 | 13.00 |
| Length, in | 12.50 | 13.50 | 14.50 | 15.50 |
| Sleeve length, in | 3.75 | 4.00 | 4.25 | 4.75 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
Sizes - Hoodies
Metric
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, cm | 51.00 | 56.00 | 61.00 | 66.00 | 71.10 | 76.00 | 81.00 | 86.00 |
| Length, cm | 69.00 | 71.00 | 74.00 | 76.00 | 79.00 | 81.00 | 84.00 | 86.00 |
| Sleeve length, cm | 85.09 | 87.63 | 90.17 | 92.71 | 95.25 | 97.79 | 100.33 | 102.87 |
| Size tolerance, cm | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 |
Imperial
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 | 31.89 | 33.86 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 | 33.07 | 33.86 |
| Sleeve length, in | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 | 39.50 | 40.50 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU Representatives
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
🖨️ Print & Quality Notes
- High-resolution DTG print for crisp lines and smooth gradients
- Slight color variations may occur across cotton/heather blends
- Minor placement tolerance (±0.5 in / ±1.2 cm) is standard
- Made to order to reduce overproduction
Print & Quality notes
🖨️ Print & Quality Notes
- High-resolution DTG print for crisp lines and smooth gradients
- Slight color variations may occur across cotton/heather blends
- Minor placement tolerance (±0.5 in / ±1.2 cm) is standard
- Made to order to reduce overproduction
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