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EX-MAN - Funny Superhero Breakup Parody T-Shirt | Heartbroken Comic Antihero Tee for Marvel Fans

EX-MAN - Funny Superhero Breakup Parody T-Shirt | Heartbroken Comic Antihero Tee for Marvel Fans

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💔 Ex-Man — Breakup Super-Parody Tee

Not all heroes wear capes. Some just leave. Introducing the Ex-Man shirt — the ultimate breakup tee for those who’ve moved on, leveled up, and blocked the number. A cheeky nod to a famous superhero squad, rebranded for anyone who dumped a villain (or got dumped by one). Whether you’re healing, thriving, or just feeling petty — this shirt is your cape.

🦸♀️ Perfect for:

  • Post-breakup revenge fits
  • Anti-Valentine’s Day mood
  • Nerdy girls who love dark humor
  • Comic fans with unresolved issues

🎁 Great gift for:

  • Yourself (obviously)
  • Your best friend after a trash breakup
  • A breakup party, Galentine’s Day, or glow-up gift

👕 Product Features:

  • Classic unisex fit with a sturdy, everyday feel
  • Medium-heavy cotton jersey ~5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)
  • Tubular construction (no side seams) for a clean look
  • Taped neck and shoulders for added durability
  • Ribbed crewneck that keeps its shape
  • Double-needle sleeves and hem for long wear
  • Tear-away label for comfort
  • Note: Heather & Sport Grey colors include a cotton/poly blend

🧼 Care Instructions:

  • Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors
  • Use mild detergent; non-chlorine bleach only when needed
  • Tumble dry low; remove promptly
  • Do not iron directly on the print
  • Do not dry clean

👉 Add to cart now — he wasn’t an X-Man, just an Ex, man.


Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean

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Sizes - T-shirts

 

Metric

  S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Width, cm 45.72 50.80 55.88 60.96 66.04 71.12 76.20 81.28
Length, cm 71.12 73.66 76.20 78.74 81.28 83.82 86.36 88.90
Sleeve length (from center back), cm 38.35 41.91 45.72 49.53 53.34 56.90 60.20 63.50
Size tolerance, cm 3.81 3.81 3.81 3.81 3.81 3.81 3.81 3.81

Imperial

  S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Width, in 18.00 20.00 22.00 24.00 26.00 28.00 30.00 32.00
Length, in 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 33.00 34.00 35.00
Sleeve length (from center back), in 15.10 16.50 18.00 19.50 21.00 22.40 23.70 25.00
Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50

 

Sizes - Kids T-shirts

 

Metric

  2T 3T 4T 5T
Width, cm 30.48 33.02 35.56 38.10
Length, cm 39.37 41.91 44.45 46.99

Imperial

  2T 3T 4T 5T
Width, in 12.00 13.00 14.00 15.00
Length, in 15.50 16.50 17.50 18.50


Sizes - Hoodies

 

Metric

  S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Width, cm 51.00 56.00 61.00 66.00 71.10 76.00 81.00 86.00
Length, cm 69.00 71.00 74.00 76.00 79.00 81.00 84.00 86.00
Sleeve length from center back, cm 85.09 87.63 90.17 92.71 95.25 97.79 100.33 102.87
Size tolerance, cm 3.81 3.81 3.81 3.81 3.81 3.81 3.81 3.81

Imperial

  S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Width, in 20.08 22.05 24.02 25.98 27.99 29.92 31.89 33.86
Length, in 27.17 27.95 29.13 29.92 31.10 31.89 33.07 33.86
Sleeve length from center back, in 33.50 34.50 35.50 36.50 37.50 38.50 39.50 40.50
Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50

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