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Generation X T-Shirt - 1965-1980 Hose Water Survivor

Generation X T-Shirt - 1965-1980 Hose Water Survivor

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🖤 Generation X T-Shirt – “Hose Water Survivor” Funny Retro Gen X Nostalgia Tee

Celebrate the resilience, sarcasm, and pure toughness of a generation that drank from garden hoses and lived to tell the tale. The Generation X T-Shirt is a funny and heartfelt tribute to those born between 1965 and 1980 — true Hose Water Survivors who grew up outdoors, unsupervised, and unapologetically free. 💧😎

🎯 Ideal for:

  • Proud Gen Xers who grew up before smartphones
  • Anyone nostalgic for the 70s, 80s, or early 90s
  • Casual wear, reunions, or weekend barbecues
  • Those who appreciate humor rooted in real childhood memories

🎁 Gift for:

  • Friends and family from Generation X
  • Parents who say “back in my day” at least once a week 😉
  • Birthdays, Father’s Day, Mother’s Day, or reunion gifts
  • Yourself — because you earned your hose water badge of honor!

👕 Product Features:

  • 100% premium cotton – soft, breathable, and durable
  • Relaxed unisex fit for effortless comfort
  • Bold “Hose Water Survivor” print with retro-inspired typography
  • Double-stitched seams for long-lasting wear
  • Pairs perfectly with denim, cargo shorts, or sneakers

🧼 Care Instructions:

  • Machine wash cold with similar colors
  • Tumble dry low or hang to dry
  • Do not bleach
  • Iron inside out to protect the print

🌟 Why You’ll Love It:

This funny Gen X shirt is pure nostalgia wrapped in comfort. It’s more than a tee — it’s a time capsule of sunburned summers, dirt bikes, and hose water hydration. Made for those who survived without helmets, Wi-Fi, or GPS — and wouldn’t have it any other way. 🚲🌞

💬 Customer Reviews:

“This shirt cracks everyone up! It’s soft, fits great, and totally captures Gen X.” – Lisa M.
“Bought one for my brother and now the whole family wants one.” – Rob D.

🌎 Sustainable & Responsible

Our Generation X T-Shirts are crafted using eco-friendly dyes and responsibly sourced cotton, because true survivors take care of the planet too. 🌱

🚀 Join the Hose Water Survivors Club

The Generation X T-Shirt isn’t just fashion — it’s an anthem for the toughest generation. Wear it proudly, laugh at the memories, and remind the world that Gen X doesn’t just survive — they thrive. 💪

👉 Add to cart now and show your Gen X pride. Because if you drank hose water and lived to tell the story, you deserve the shirt. 😏

 

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean

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Important

Sizes - T-shirts

Metric

S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Width, cm 45.72 50.80 55.88 60.96 66.04 71.12 76.20 81.28
Length, cm 71.12 73.66 76.20 78.74 81.28 83.82 86.36 88.90
Sleeve length, cm 38.35 41.91 45.72 49.53 53.34 56.90 60.20 63.50
Size tolerance, cm 3.81 3.81 3.81 3.81 3.81 3.81 3.81 3.81

Imperial

S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Width, in 18.00 20.00 22.00 24.00 26.00 28.00 30.00 32.00
Length, in 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 33.00 34.00 35.00
Sleeve length, in 15.10 16.50 18.00 19.50 21.00 22.40 23.70 25.00
Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50

Sizes - Kids T-shirts

 

Metric

  2T 3T 4T 5T
Width, cm 30.48 33.02 35.56 38.10
Length, cm 39.37 41.91 44.45 46.99

Imperial

  2T 3T 4T 5T
Width, in 12.00 13.00 14.00 15.00
Length, in 15.50 16.50 17.50 18.50


Sizes - Babies T-shirts

 

Metric

  6M 12M 18M 24M
Width, cm 25.40 27.94 30.48 33.02
Length, cm 31.75 34.29 36.83 39.37
Sleeve length, cm 9.53 10.16 10.80 12.07
Size tolerance, cm 2.54 2.54 2.54 2.54

Imperial

  6M 12M 18M 24M
Width, in 10.00 11.00 12.00 13.00
Length, in 12.50 13.50 14.50 15.50
Sleeve length, in 3.75 4.00 4.25 4.75
Size tolerance, in 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00


Sizes - Hoodies

 

Metric

S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Width, cm 51.00 56.00 61.00 66.00 71.10 76.00 81.00 86.00
Length, cm 69.00 71.00 74.00 76.00 79.00 81.00 84.00 86.00
Sleeve length, cm 85.09 87.63 90.17 92.71 95.25 97.79 100.33 102.87
Size tolerance, cm 3.81 3.81 3.81 3.81 3.81 3.81 3.81 3.81

Imperial

S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Width, in 20.08 22.05 24.02 25.98 27.99 29.92 31.89 33.86
Length, in 27.17 27.95 29.13 29.92 31.10 31.89 33.07 33.86
Sleeve length, in 33.50 34.50 35.50 36.50 37.50 38.50 39.50 40.50
Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50

 

EU Representatives

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

 

🖨️ Print & Quality Notes

  • High-resolution DTG print for crisp lines and smooth gradients
  • Slight color variations may occur across cotton/heather blends
  • Minor placement tolerance (±0.5 in / ±1.2 cm) is standard
  • Made to order to reduce overproduction

Print & Quality notes

🖨️ Print & Quality Notes

  • High-resolution DTG print for crisp lines and smooth gradients
  • Slight color variations may occur across cotton/heather blends
  • Minor placement tolerance (±0.5 in / ±1.2 cm) is standard
  • Made to order to reduce overproduction

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