• Cute chibi soldier guarding a circle with text “I Am My Perimeter And My Perimeter Is Me” funny tactical military humor T-shirt.
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I Am My Perimeter Shirt – Funny Tactical Military Humor Tee

I Am My Perimeter Shirt – Funny Tactical Military Humor Tee

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🪖✨ For everyone who treats personal space like a tactical operation.

This “I Am My Perimeter And My Perimeter Is Me” shirt blends cute chibi-style art with dry military humor, creating a perfect tee for soldiers, veterans, gamers, introverts, or anyone who protects their peace like a pro.

The tiny serious-faced soldier standing guard inside his circle gives the design a mix of adorable and deadpan energy that instantly gets laughs.

Wear it on casual days, to the gym, at game nights, at the range, during drill weekends — or anytime you need to broadcast your emotional perimeter radius.

🎯 Ideal for

  • Military personnel, veterans, supporters
  • Gamers, tacticians, “Don’t breach my bubble” introverts
  • Anyone obsessed with perimeter checks
  • Friends with a dry, tactical sense of humor
  • Everyday wear, casual outfits, humor tees

🎁 Gift for

  • Birthdays, holidays, deployment gifts
  • Military family members
  • Your favorite soldier or veteran
  • Friends who guard their personal space like a fortress
  • Yourself — your perimeter deserves it

👕 Product Features

  • Classic unisex fit for all-day comfort
  • Durable cotton with a smooth print surface
  • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping for a long-lasting shape
  • Ribbed collar that keeps form
  • Soft feel and vivid DTG graphic

🖨️ Print & Quality Notes

  • High-resolution DTG print for crisp details and rich color
  • Slight color variations may occur across cotton/heather blends
  • Minor placement tolerance (±0.5 in / ±1.2 cm) is standard
  • Made to order to reduce overproduction

🧼 Care Instructions

  • Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F), inside out
  • Tumble dry low
  • Do not iron directly on print
  • Do not bleach
  • Do not dry clean

👉 Add to cart now and protect your perimeter in style!


Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean

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Sizes - T-shirts

Metric

S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Width, cm 45.72 50.80 55.88 60.96 66.04 71.12 76.20 81.28
Length, cm 71.12 73.66 76.20 78.74 81.28 83.82 86.36 88.90
Sleeve length, cm 38.35 41.91 45.72 49.53 53.34 56.90 60.20 63.50
Size tolerance, cm 3.81 3.81 3.81 3.81 3.81 3.81 3.81 3.81

Imperial

S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Width, in 18.00 20.00 22.00 24.00 26.00 28.00 30.00 32.00
Length, in 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 33.00 34.00 35.00
Sleeve length, in 15.10 16.50 18.00 19.50 21.00 22.40 23.70 25.00
Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50

Sizes - Kids T-shirts

 

Metric

  2T 3T 4T 5T
Width, cm 30.48 33.02 35.56 38.10
Length, cm 39.37 41.91 44.45 46.99

Imperial

  2T 3T 4T 5T
Width, in 12.00 13.00 14.00 15.00
Length, in 15.50 16.50 17.50 18.50


Sizes - Babies T-shirts

 

Metric

  6M 12M 18M 24M
Width, cm 25.40 27.94 30.48 33.02
Length, cm 31.75 34.29 36.83 39.37
Sleeve length, cm 9.53 10.16 10.80 12.07
Size tolerance, cm 2.54 2.54 2.54 2.54

Imperial

  6M 12M 18M 24M
Width, in 10.00 11.00 12.00 13.00
Length, in 12.50 13.50 14.50 15.50
Sleeve length, in 3.75 4.00 4.25 4.75
Size tolerance, in 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00


Sizes - Hoodies

 

Metric

S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Width, cm 51.00 56.00 61.00 66.00 71.10 76.00 81.00 86.00
Length, cm 69.00 71.00 74.00 76.00 79.00 81.00 84.00 86.00
Sleeve length, cm 85.09 87.63 90.17 92.71 95.25 97.79 100.33 102.87
Size tolerance, cm 3.81 3.81 3.81 3.81 3.81 3.81 3.81 3.81

Imperial

S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Width, in 20.08 22.05 24.02 25.98 27.99 29.92 31.89 33.86
Length, in 27.17 27.95 29.13 29.92 31.10 31.89 33.07 33.86
Sleeve length, in 33.50 34.50 35.50 36.50 37.50 38.50 39.50 40.50
Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50

 

EU Representatives

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

 

🖨️ Print & Quality Notes

  • High-resolution DTG print for crisp lines and smooth gradients
  • Slight color variations may occur across cotton/heather blends
  • Minor placement tolerance (±0.5 in / ±1.2 cm) is standard
  • Made to order to reduce overproduction

Print & Quality notes

🖨️ Print & Quality Notes

  • High-resolution DTG print for crisp lines and smooth gradients
  • Slight color variations may occur across cotton/heather blends
  • Minor placement tolerance (±0.5 in / ±1.2 cm) is standard
  • Made to order to reduce overproduction

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