• I Am Not Fat Shirt with bold typography quote “Too Short for My Weight” funny body positive statement tee
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I Am Not Fat Shirt – Funny Body Positive Quote Tee

I Am Not Fat Shirt – Funny Body Positive Quote Tee

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🖤😂 Let’s clear something up - I Am Not Fat.

This bold, minimalist typography tee delivers peak dry humor with zero apologies: “I AM NOT FAT. I’M JUST TOO SHORT FOR MY WEIGHT.” It’s confident, self-aware, and effortlessly funny — the kind of shirt that makes people laugh because it’s true (and because you said it first).

🎯 Ideal for

  • Fans of sarcastic, no-filter humor
  • Body-positive and self-love advocates
  • People who enjoy bold text-only statement tees
  • Anyone tired of explaining themselves
  • Those who believe confidence > opinions

🎁 Gift for

  • Friends with a great sense of humor
  • Birthdays, gag gifts, and confidence boosts
  • Coworkers who appreciate blunt honesty
  • Yourself — because owning it is power

👕 Product Features

  • Classic unisex fit for all-day comfort
  • Mid-weight (~5.3 oz) cotton feel with a smooth print surface
  • Shoulder tape helps prevent stretching and extends garment life
  • Ribbed elastic collar keeps its shape wear after wear
  • Seamless sides reduce fabric waste and improve the overall look
  • Perfect for everyday wear, casual fits, and statement outfits

🖨️ Print & Quality Notes

  • High-resolution DTG print for crisp lines and smooth gradients
  • Slight color variations may occur across cotton/heather blends
  • Minor placement tolerance (±0.5 in / ±1.2 cm) is standard
  • Made to order to reduce overproduction

🧼 Care Instructions

  • Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F), inside out
  • Tumble dry low heat
  • Do not iron the printed area
  • Do not dry clean
  • Non-chlorine bleach only when needed

👉 Add to cart — because confidence looks good on everyone.

 

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean

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Important

Sizes - T-shirts (Gildan 5000)

Metric

S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Width, cm 45.72 50.80 55.88 60.96 66.04 71.12 76.20 81.28
Length, cm 71.12 73.66 76.20 78.74 81.28 83.82 86.36 88.90
Sleeve length, cm 38.35 41.91 45.72 49.53 53.34 56.90 60.20 63.50
Size tolerance, cm 3.81 3.81 3.81 3.81 3.81 3.81 3.81 3.81

Imperial

S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Width, in 18.00 20.00 22.00 24.00 26.00 28.00 30.00 32.00
Length, in 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 33.00 34.00 35.00
Sleeve length, in 15.10 16.50 18.00 19.50 21.00 22.40 23.70 25.00
Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50

Sizes - Kids T-shirts (Gildan 5000B)

 

Metric

XS S M L XL
Width, cm 41.00 43.00 46.00 48.00 51.00
Length, cm 52.00 56.00 60.00 64.00 67.00
Sleeve length (from center back), cm 34.00 36.00 39.00 41.00 44.00
Size tolerance, cm 2.54 2.54 2.54 2.54 2.54

Imperial

XS S M L XL
Width, in 16.14 16.93 18.11 18.90 20.08
Length, in 20.47 22.05 23.62 25.20 26.38
Sleeve length (from center back), in 13.39 14.17 15.35 16.14 17.32
Size tolerance, in 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00

Sizes - Kids T-shirts (Bella+Canvas 3001T)

 

Metric

  2T 3T 4T 5T
Width, cm 30.48 33.02 35.56 38.10
Length, cm 39.37 41.91 44.45 46.99

Imperial

  2T 3T 4T 5T
Width, in 12.00 13.00 14.00 15.00
Length, in 15.50 16.50 17.50 18.50


Sizes - Babies T-shirts (Rabbit Skins 3322)

 

Metric

  6M 12M 18M 24M
Width, cm 25.40 27.94 30.48 33.02
Length, cm 31.75 34.29 36.83 39.37
Sleeve length, cm 9.53 10.16 10.80 12.07
Size tolerance, cm 2.54 2.54 2.54 2.54

Imperial

  6M 12M 18M 24M
Width, in 10.00 11.00 12.00 13.00
Length, in 12.50 13.50 14.50 15.50
Sleeve length, in 3.75 4.00 4.25 4.75
Size tolerance, in 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00


Sizes - Hoodies (Gildan 18500)

 

Metric

S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Width, cm 51.00 56.00 61.00 66.00 71.10 76.00 81.00 86.00
Length, cm 69.00 71.00 74.00 76.00 79.00 81.00 84.00 86.00
Sleeve length, cm 85.09 87.63 90.17 92.71 95.25 97.79 100.33 102.87
Size tolerance, cm 3.81 3.81 3.81 3.81 3.81 3.81 3.81 3.81

Imperial

S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Width, in 20.08 22.05 24.02 25.98 27.99 29.92 31.89 33.86
Length, in 27.17 27.95 29.13 29.92 31.10 31.89 33.07 33.86
Sleeve length, in 33.50 34.50 35.50 36.50 37.50 38.50 39.50 40.50
Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50

 

EU Representatives

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

 

🖨️ Print & Quality Notes

  • High-resolution DTG print for crisp lines and smooth gradients
  • Slight color variations may occur across cotton/heather blends
  • Minor placement tolerance (±0.5 in / ±1.2 cm) is standard
  • Made to order to reduce overproduction

Print & Quality notes

🖨️ Print & Quality Notes

  • High-resolution DTG print for crisp lines and smooth gradients
  • Slight color variations may occur across cotton/heather blends
  • Minor placement tolerance (±0.5 in / ±1.2 cm) is standard
  • Made to order to reduce overproduction

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