If It Flies It Spies Shirt - Pigeon Surveillance Meme Tee
If It Flies It Spies Shirt - Pigeon Surveillance Meme Tee
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🕵️♂️🕊️ Street-smart satire - clean, high-contrast
Hyper-detailed pigeon with a camera head and the line "IF IT FLIES, IT SPIES". A crisp meme tee for privacy nerds, city dwellers and anyone who side-eyes pigeons at the park. Distressed collegiate lettering and street-ready vibes make it an instant conversation starter.
🎯 Made for
- Meme lovers and conspiracy jokesters
- IT, security and privacy geeks who tape their webcams
- Urban birdwatchers with trust issues
🎁 Gift it
- Birthdays, Secret Santa and office gag gifts
- Coworkers in tech or cybersecurity
- Partners who send bird memes at 2 a.m.
👕 Product Features:
- Classic unisex fit (Heavy Cotton tee)
- Mid-weight fabric ~5.3 oz/yd² (≈180 g/m²)
- 100% cotton; heathers are a cotton/poly blend
- Seamless body (no side seams) & ribbed knit collar
- Taped neck & shoulders; double-needle sleeves and hem
- Tear-away label for comfort
🧼 Care Instructions:
- Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F), inside out
- Tumble dry low
- Do not iron the print
- Do not dry clean
- Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed
👉 Add to cart — and keep an eye on the sky.
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
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Important
Sizes - T-shirts
Metric
S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
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Width, cm | 45.72 | 50.80 | 55.88 | 60.96 | 66.04 | 71.12 | 76.20 | 81.28 |
Length, cm | 71.12 | 73.66 | 76.20 | 78.74 | 81.28 | 83.82 | 86.36 | 88.90 |
Sleeve length (from center back), cm | 38.35 | 41.91 | 45.72 | 49.53 | 53.34 | 56.90 | 60.20 | 63.50 |
Size tolerance, cm | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 |
Imperial
S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
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Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Sizes - Kids T-shirts
Metric
2T | 3T | 4T | 5T | |
---|---|---|---|---|
Width, cm | 30.48 | 33.02 | 35.56 | 38.10 |
Length, cm | 39.37 | 41.91 | 44.45 | 46.99 |
Imperial
2T | 3T | 4T | 5T | |
---|---|---|---|---|
Width, in | 12.00 | 13.00 | 14.00 | 15.00 |
Length, in | 15.50 | 16.50 | 17.50 | 18.50 |
Sizes - Hoodies
Metric
S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
Width, cm | 51.00 | 56.00 | 61.00 | 66.00 | 71.10 | 76.00 | 81.00 | 86.00 |
Length, cm | 69.00 | 71.00 | 74.00 | 76.00 | 79.00 | 81.00 | 84.00 | 86.00 |
Sleeve length from center back, cm | 85.09 | 87.63 | 90.17 | 92.71 | 95.25 | 97.79 | 100.33 | 102.87 |
Size tolerance, cm | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 |
Imperial
S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 | 31.89 | 33.86 |
Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 | 33.07 | 33.86 |
Sleeve length from center back, in | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 | 39.50 | 40.50 |
Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU Representatives
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
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