• If Swearing Burned Calories Shirt with sarcastic pig graphic holding a sign, funny profanity humor tee
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If Swearing Burned Calories Shirt – Funny Pig Graphic Tee

If Swearing Burned Calories Shirt – Funny Pig Graphic Tee

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🐷🔥 If Swearing Burned Calories…

If swearing burned calories… well, this pig would be skinny by now. Meet the ultimate mood: an unapologetic pig with glasses, a bandana, and zero patience, holding a sign that says exactly what you’re thinking. This tee is sarcastic, a little unhinged, and extremely relatable — perfect for anyone who survives daily life powered by coffee, swearing, and dark humor.

🎯 Ideal for

  • People with a strong vocabulary (and even stronger opinions)
  • Fans of sarcastic humor and mild chaos
  • Body-positive, self-aware humor lovers
  • Coworkers who mutter under their breath a lot
  • Anyone who’s tired, honest, and not pretending otherwise

🎁 Gift for

  • Friends who swear creatively
  • Birthdays, gag gifts, and stress-relief presents
  • Coworkers with a sense of humor (the cool ones)
  • Yourself — because laughing > dieting

👕 Product Features

  • Classic unisex fit for all-day comfort
  • Mid-weight (~5.3 oz) cotton feel with a smooth print surface
  • Shoulder tape helps prevent stretching and extends garment life
  • Ribbed elastic collar keeps its shape wear after wear
  • Seamless sides reduce fabric waste and improve the overall look
  • Perfect for casual days, lazy weekends, and saying what everyone thinks

🖨️ Print & Quality Notes

  • High-resolution DTG print for crisp lines and smooth gradients
  • Slight color variations may occur across cotton/heather blends
  • Minor placement tolerance (±0.5 in / ±1.2 cm) is standard
  • Made to order to reduce overproduction

🧼 Care Instructions

  • Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F), inside out
  • Tumble dry low heat
  • Do not iron the printed area
  • Do not dry clean
  • Non-chlorine bleach only when needed

👉 Add to cart — because honesty burns zero calories, but it feels great.

 

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean

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Important

Sizes - T-shirts (Gildan 5000)

Metric

S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Width, cm 45.72 50.80 55.88 60.96 66.04 71.12 76.20 81.28
Length, cm 71.12 73.66 76.20 78.74 81.28 83.82 86.36 88.90
Sleeve length, cm 38.35 41.91 45.72 49.53 53.34 56.90 60.20 63.50
Size tolerance, cm 3.81 3.81 3.81 3.81 3.81 3.81 3.81 3.81

Imperial

S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Width, in 18.00 20.00 22.00 24.00 26.00 28.00 30.00 32.00
Length, in 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 33.00 34.00 35.00
Sleeve length, in 15.10 16.50 18.00 19.50 21.00 22.40 23.70 25.00
Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50

Sizes - Kids T-shirts (Gildan 5000B)

 

Metric

XS S M L XL
Width, cm 41.00 43.00 46.00 48.00 51.00
Length, cm 52.00 56.00 60.00 64.00 67.00
Sleeve length (from center back), cm 34.00 36.00 39.00 41.00 44.00
Size tolerance, cm 2.54 2.54 2.54 2.54 2.54

Imperial

XS S M L XL
Width, in 16.14 16.93 18.11 18.90 20.08
Length, in 20.47 22.05 23.62 25.20 26.38
Sleeve length (from center back), in 13.39 14.17 15.35 16.14 17.32
Size tolerance, in 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00

Sizes - Kids T-shirts (Bella+Canvas 3001T)

 

Metric

  2T 3T 4T 5T
Width, cm 30.48 33.02 35.56 38.10
Length, cm 39.37 41.91 44.45 46.99

Imperial

  2T 3T 4T 5T
Width, in 12.00 13.00 14.00 15.00
Length, in 15.50 16.50 17.50 18.50


Sizes - Babies T-shirts (Rabbit Skins 3322)

 

Metric

  6M 12M 18M 24M
Width, cm 25.40 27.94 30.48 33.02
Length, cm 31.75 34.29 36.83 39.37
Sleeve length, cm 9.53 10.16 10.80 12.07
Size tolerance, cm 2.54 2.54 2.54 2.54

Imperial

  6M 12M 18M 24M
Width, in 10.00 11.00 12.00 13.00
Length, in 12.50 13.50 14.50 15.50
Sleeve length, in 3.75 4.00 4.25 4.75
Size tolerance, in 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00


Sizes - Hoodies (Gildan 18500)

 

Metric

S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Width, cm 51.00 56.00 61.00 66.00 71.10 76.00 81.00 86.00
Length, cm 69.00 71.00 74.00 76.00 79.00 81.00 84.00 86.00
Sleeve length, cm 85.09 87.63 90.17 92.71 95.25 97.79 100.33 102.87
Size tolerance, cm 3.81 3.81 3.81 3.81 3.81 3.81 3.81 3.81

Imperial

S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Width, in 20.08 22.05 24.02 25.98 27.99 29.92 31.89 33.86
Length, in 27.17 27.95 29.13 29.92 31.10 31.89 33.07 33.86
Sleeve length, in 33.50 34.50 35.50 36.50 37.50 38.50 39.50 40.50
Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50

 

EU Representatives

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

 

🖨️ Print & Quality Notes

  • High-resolution DTG print for crisp lines and smooth gradients
  • Slight color variations may occur across cotton/heather blends
  • Minor placement tolerance (±0.5 in / ±1.2 cm) is standard
  • Made to order to reduce overproduction

Print & Quality notes

🖨️ Print & Quality Notes

  • High-resolution DTG print for crisp lines and smooth gradients
  • Slight color variations may occur across cotton/heather blends
  • Minor placement tolerance (±0.5 in / ±1.2 cm) is standard
  • Made to order to reduce overproduction

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