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I'm Not Arguing Raccoon Coffee T-Shirt - Funny Caffeine Tee

I'm Not Arguing Raccoon Coffee T-Shirt - Funny Caffeine Tee

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☕🦝 I'm Not Arguing Raccoon Coffee T-Shirt – Funny Caffeine Lover & Morning Humor Tee

Fuel your day and your sarcasm with the I'm Not Arguing Raccoon Coffee T-Shirt – the perfect blend of caffeine, comedy, and comfort. Whether it’s your first cup or your fifth, this funny coffee shirt tells the world exactly how you feel before (and after) your morning brew. Because let’s be honest — it’s not an argument, it’s just caffeine confidence. 😉

🎯 Ideal for:

  • Coffee lovers who run on espresso and attitude
  • Anyone with a sense of humor about their caffeine habits
  • Work-from-home warriors, baristas, and early risers
  • Casual wear for brunches, office Fridays, or lazy weekends

🎁 Gift for:

  • Friends, coworkers, or family members who can’t function without coffee
  • Birthday or holiday gift for caffeine addicts and raccoon fans alike
  • Anyone who loves quirky animal tees and sarcastic humor
  • Yourself — because coffee deserves a good outfit ☕

👕 Product Features:

  • 100% soft, breathable cotton – comfort that lasts all day
  • Unisex fit for both men and women
  • Bold raccoon graphic with “I’m Not Arguing, I’m Just Explaining Why I’m Right” coffee vibe 😄
  • Durable print that stays sharp wash after wash
  • Pairs perfectly with jeans, leggings, or cozy joggers

🧼 Care Instructions:

  • Machine wash cold, inside out, with similar colors
  • Tumble dry low or hang to dry
  • Do not bleach
  • Iron inside out to protect the design

😂 Why You’ll Love It:

This raccoon coffee t-shirt delivers laughs, comfort, and caffeine-fueled charm. It’s lightweight, funny, and totally relatable — because who hasn’t had a “don’t talk to me until coffee” moment? Perfect for starting conversations and mornings alike. ☕💬

💬 Customer Reviews:

“Everyone at the café wanted one! So comfy and hilarious.” – Amanda L.
“Perfect gift for my wife — she wears it every Sunday with her coffee mug.” – Mark T.

🚀 Join the Caffeine Crew

The I'm Not Arguing Raccoon Coffee T-Shirt isn’t just another funny tee — it’s a badge of coffee-fueled pride. Wear it loud, laugh often, and sip proudly. Because caffeine makes everything better. 🦝☕

👉 Add to cart now and wear your morning mood with style. Warning: may cause spontaneous laughter and coffee refills!

 

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean

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Sizes - T-shirts

Metric

S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Width, cm 45.72 50.80 55.88 60.96 66.04 71.12 76.20 81.28
Length, cm 71.12 73.66 76.20 78.74 81.28 83.82 86.36 88.90
Sleeve length, cm 38.35 41.91 45.72 49.53 53.34 56.90 60.20 63.50
Size tolerance, cm 3.81 3.81 3.81 3.81 3.81 3.81 3.81 3.81

Imperial

S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Width, in 18.00 20.00 22.00 24.00 26.00 28.00 30.00 32.00
Length, in 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 33.00 34.00 35.00
Sleeve length, in 15.10 16.50 18.00 19.50 21.00 22.40 23.70 25.00
Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50

Sizes - Kids T-shirts

 

Metric

  2T 3T 4T 5T
Width, cm 30.48 33.02 35.56 38.10
Length, cm 39.37 41.91 44.45 46.99

Imperial

  2T 3T 4T 5T
Width, in 12.00 13.00 14.00 15.00
Length, in 15.50 16.50 17.50 18.50


Sizes - Babies T-shirts

 

Metric

  6M 12M 18M 24M
Width, cm 25.40 27.94 30.48 33.02
Length, cm 31.75 34.29 36.83 39.37
Sleeve length, cm 9.53 10.16 10.80 12.07
Size tolerance, cm 2.54 2.54 2.54 2.54

Imperial

  6M 12M 18M 24M
Width, in 10.00 11.00 12.00 13.00
Length, in 12.50 13.50 14.50 15.50
Sleeve length, in 3.75 4.00 4.25 4.75
Size tolerance, in 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00


Sizes - Hoodies

 

Metric

S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Width, cm 51.00 56.00 61.00 66.00 71.10 76.00 81.00 86.00
Length, cm 69.00 71.00 74.00 76.00 79.00 81.00 84.00 86.00
Sleeve length, cm 85.09 87.63 90.17 92.71 95.25 97.79 100.33 102.87
Size tolerance, cm 3.81 3.81 3.81 3.81 3.81 3.81 3.81 3.81

Imperial

S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Width, in 20.08 22.05 24.02 25.98 27.99 29.92 31.89 33.86
Length, in 27.17 27.95 29.13 29.92 31.10 31.89 33.07 33.86
Sleeve length, in 33.50 34.50 35.50 36.50 37.50 38.50 39.50 40.50
Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50

 

EU Representatives

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

 

🖨️ Print & Quality Notes

  • High-resolution DTG print for crisp lines and smooth gradients
  • Slight color variations may occur across cotton/heather blends
  • Minor placement tolerance (±0.5 in / ±1.2 cm) is standard
  • Made to order to reduce overproduction

Print & Quality notes

🖨️ Print & Quality Notes

  • High-resolution DTG print for crisp lines and smooth gradients
  • Slight color variations may occur across cotton/heather blends
  • Minor placement tolerance (±0.5 in / ±1.2 cm) is standard
  • Made to order to reduce overproduction

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