• In Cold Blood We Trust reptilian lizard people meme shirt, retro satire tee
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In Cold Blood We Trust Shirt - Reptilian Meme Political Satire Tee

In Cold Blood We Trust Shirt - Reptilian Meme Political Satire Tee

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In Cold Blood We Trust Shirt - Reptilian Meme Political Satire Tee 🦎💼

Sharp suit. Colder blood. Maximum satire. This retro-poster style tee features a smug, well-tailored reptile in a marble-column office - perfect for conspiracy jokesters, meme collectors, and fans of tongue-in-cheek political humor. Rich colors, vintage texture, and bold headline typography make it a scroll-stopping conversation starter.

🎯 Ideal for

  • Meme lovers and conspiracy-theory jokesters
  • Political satire fans and civics nerds
  • Sci-fi and pulp-poster aesthetics
  • Friends who say “wake up, sheeple” — ironically

🎁 Gift for

  • Birthdays, Secret Santa, and gag gifts
  • Halloween parties and costume-adjacent fits
  • Roommates who hide the router in tinfoil
  • Yourself — because lizard chic never goes out of style

👕 Product Features

  • Classic unisex fit for all-day comfort
  • Heavy Cotton midweight fabric ~5.3 oz
  • Smooth print surface for vibrant colors
  • Shoulder tape prevents stretching and extends garment life
  • Ribbed elastic collar keeps its shape wear after wear
  • Seamless sides for a clean, easy-to-style look

🧼 Care Instructions

  • Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F), inside out
  • Tumble dry low heat
  • Do not iron the printed area
  • Do not dry clean
  • Non-chlorine bleach only when needed

👉 Add to cart and serve cold-blooded satire with vintage flair.

 

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean

 

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Sizes - T-shirts

Metric

S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Width, cm 45.72 50.80 55.88 60.96 66.04 71.12 76.20 81.28
Length, cm 71.12 73.66 76.20 78.74 81.28 83.82 86.36 88.90
Sleeve length, cm 38.35 41.91 45.72 49.53 53.34 56.90 60.20 63.50
Size tolerance, cm 3.81 3.81 3.81 3.81 3.81 3.81 3.81 3.81

Imperial

S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Width, in 18.00 20.00 22.00 24.00 26.00 28.00 30.00 32.00
Length, in 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 33.00 34.00 35.00
Sleeve length, in 15.10 16.50 18.00 19.50 21.00 22.40 23.70 25.00
Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50

Sizes - Kids T-shirts

 

Metric

  2T 3T 4T 5T
Width, cm 30.48 33.02 35.56 38.10
Length, cm 39.37 41.91 44.45 46.99

Imperial

  2T 3T 4T 5T
Width, in 12.00 13.00 14.00 15.00
Length, in 15.50 16.50 17.50 18.50


Sizes - Babies T-shirts

 

Metric

  6M 12M 18M 24M
Width, cm 25.40 27.94 30.48 33.02
Length, cm 31.75 34.29 36.83 39.37
Sleeve length, cm 9.53 10.16 10.80 12.07
Size tolerance, cm 2.54 2.54 2.54 2.54

Imperial

  6M 12M 18M 24M
Width, in 10.00 11.00 12.00 13.00
Length, in 12.50 13.50 14.50 15.50
Sleeve length, in 3.75 4.00 4.25 4.75
Size tolerance, in 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00


Sizes - Hoodies

 

Metric

S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Width, cm 51.00 56.00 61.00 66.00 71.10 76.00 81.00 86.00
Length, cm 69.00 71.00 74.00 76.00 79.00 81.00 84.00 86.00
Sleeve length, cm 85.09 87.63 90.17 92.71 95.25 97.79 100.33 102.87
Size tolerance, cm 3.81 3.81 3.81 3.81 3.81 3.81 3.81 3.81

Imperial

S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Width, in 20.08 22.05 24.02 25.98 27.99 29.92 31.89 33.86
Length, in 27.17 27.95 29.13 29.92 31.10 31.89 33.07 33.86
Sleeve length, in 33.50 34.50 35.50 36.50 37.50 38.50 39.50 40.50
Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50

 

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🖨️ Print & Quality Notes

  • High-resolution DTG print for crisp lines and smooth gradients
  • Slight color variations may occur across cotton/heather blends
  • Minor placement tolerance (±0.5 in / ±1.2 cm) is standard
  • Made to order to reduce overproduction

Print & Quality notes

🖨️ Print & Quality Notes

  • High-resolution DTG print for crisp lines and smooth gradients
  • Slight color variations may occur across cotton/heather blends
  • Minor placement tolerance (±0.5 in / ±1.2 cm) is standard
  • Made to order to reduce overproduction

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