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In Two Days Three Days Sober T-Shirt - Funny Beer Tee

In Two Days Three Days Sober T-Shirt - Funny Beer Tee

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🍺😂 In Two Days Three Days Sober T-Shirt

Math is hard - beer math is harder. This cheerful cartoon pint with frothy foam and a goofy smile pairs with the witty line “In Two Days I’ll Be Three Days Sober.” Made for pub nights, festivals and backyard BBQs.

🎯 Ideal for

  • Beer lovers and craft brew fans
  • Pub crawlers and happy hour regulars
  • Oktoberfest and festival crews
  • Friends who appreciate drinking humor

🎁 Gift for

  • Birthday surprise for a beer buddy
  • Father’s Day or bachelor party
  • Weekend hosts and grill masters
  • Yourself - because you get the joke

🎁 Gift for:

  • Birthday surprise for a beer buddy
  • Father’s Day or bachelor party
  • Festival crew
  • Yourself — because you get the joke

👕 Product Features:

  • Classic unisex fit (Heavy Cotton tee)
  • Mid-weight fabric ~5.3 oz/yd² (≈180 g/m²)
  • 100% cotton; heathers are a cotton/poly blend
  • Seamless body (no side seams) & ribbed knit collar
  • Taped neck & shoulders; double-needle sleeves and hem
  • Tear-away label for comfort

🧼 Care Instructions:

  • Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F), inside out
  • Tumble dry low heat
  • Do not iron the printed area
  • Do not dry clean
  • Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed

👉 Add to cart and toast to perfectly imperfect beer math.

 

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean

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Sizes - T-shirts

 

Metric

  S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Width, cm 45.72 50.80 55.88 60.96 66.04 71.12 76.20 81.28
Length, cm 71.12 73.66 76.20 78.74 81.28 83.82 86.36 88.90
Sleeve length (from center back), cm 38.35 41.91 45.72 49.53 53.34 56.90 60.20 63.50
Size tolerance, cm 3.81 3.81 3.81 3.81 3.81 3.81 3.81 3.81

Imperial

  S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Width, in 18.00 20.00 22.00 24.00 26.00 28.00 30.00 32.00
Length, in 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 33.00 34.00 35.00
Sleeve length (from center back), in 15.10 16.50 18.00 19.50 21.00 22.40 23.70 25.00
Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50

 

Sizes - Kids T-shirts

 

Metric

  2T 3T 4T 5T
Width, cm 30.48 33.02 35.56 38.10
Length, cm 39.37 41.91 44.45 46.99

Imperial

  2T 3T 4T 5T
Width, in 12.00 13.00 14.00 15.00
Length, in 15.50 16.50 17.50 18.50


Sizes - Hoodies

 

Metric

  S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Width, cm 51.00 56.00 61.00 66.00 71.10 76.00 81.00 86.00
Length, cm 69.00 71.00 74.00 76.00 79.00 81.00 84.00 86.00
Sleeve length from center back, cm 85.09 87.63 90.17 92.71 95.25 97.79 100.33 102.87
Size tolerance, cm 3.81 3.81 3.81 3.81 3.81 3.81 3.81 3.81

Imperial

  S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Width, in 20.08 22.05 24.02 25.98 27.99 29.92 31.89 33.86
Length, in 27.17 27.95 29.13 29.92 31.10 31.89 33.07 33.86
Sleeve length from center back, in 33.50 34.50 35.50 36.50 37.50 38.50 39.50 40.50
Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50

EU Representatives

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

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