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In Two Days Three Days Sober T-Shirt - Funny Beer Tee

In Two Days Three Days Sober T-Shirt - Funny Beer Tee

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🍻 In Two Days Three Days Sober T-Shirt – Funny Beer Drinking Humor Tee

Celebrate the art of taking it “one drink at a time” with our In Two Days Three Days Sober T-Shirt! This funny beer tee is the perfect mix of sarcasm, comfort, and classic pub humor. Whether you’re hanging out with friends, heading to a BBQ, or recovering from last night’s party, this shirt tells your story better than words ever could. 😅

🎯 Ideal for:

  • Beer lovers, pub regulars, and craft ale fans 🍺
  • Weekend warriors and casual drinkers with a sense of humor
  • Social gatherings, parties, or post-hangover brunches
  • Anyone who proudly laughs at their own “sober in progress” moments

🎁 Gift for:

  • Friends who love beer and good jokes
  • Birthdays, bachelor parties, or Father’s Day
  • Coworkers who keep the office fridge stocked
  • Yourself — because let’s be honest, you’ve earned it

👕 Product Features:

  • 100% soft, breathable cotton for all-day comfort
  • Classic unisex fit – looks great on both men and women
  • Bold “In Two Days Three Days Sober” print that sparks laughs instantly
  • Durable and fade-resistant ink – keeps looking fresh after every wash
  • Perfect for casual wear, parties, and pub nights

🧼 Care Instructions:

  • Machine wash cold, inside out, with similar colors
  • Tumble dry low or hang to dry
  • Avoid bleach to preserve print quality
  • Iron inside out if needed

😂 Why You’ll Love It:

This drinking humor t-shirt is more than just a laugh — it’s a mood. Lighthearted, relatable, and guaranteed to turn heads, it’s your go-to outfit for nights out or recovery days in. It’s comfy, cheeky, and unapologetically honest — just like your favorite drinking buddy. 🍻

💬 Customer Reviews:

“Bought it for my husband — he wears it every Sunday morning!” – Lisa P.
“Perfect gift for my brother. Everyone at the bar cracked up.” – Dan R.

🚀 Join the Fun

Wear your humor loud and proud with the In Two Days Three Days Sober T-Shirt. It’s the ultimate way to say, “I’m trying… kinda.” Perfect for anyone who enjoys a cold drink, a good laugh, and great company. 😎🍺

👉 Add to cart now and make every round a funny one. Cheers to being sober… eventually!

 

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean

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Sizes - T-shirts

Metric

S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Width, cm 45.72 50.80 55.88 60.96 66.04 71.12 76.20 81.28
Length, cm 71.12 73.66 76.20 78.74 81.28 83.82 86.36 88.90
Sleeve length, cm 38.35 41.91 45.72 49.53 53.34 56.90 60.20 63.50
Size tolerance, cm 3.81 3.81 3.81 3.81 3.81 3.81 3.81 3.81

Imperial

S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Width, in 18.00 20.00 22.00 24.00 26.00 28.00 30.00 32.00
Length, in 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 33.00 34.00 35.00
Sleeve length, in 15.10 16.50 18.00 19.50 21.00 22.40 23.70 25.00
Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50

Sizes - Kids T-shirts

 

Metric

  2T 3T 4T 5T
Width, cm 30.48 33.02 35.56 38.10
Length, cm 39.37 41.91 44.45 46.99

Imperial

  2T 3T 4T 5T
Width, in 12.00 13.00 14.00 15.00
Length, in 15.50 16.50 17.50 18.50


Sizes - Babies T-shirts

 

Metric

  6M 12M 18M 24M
Width, cm 25.40 27.94 30.48 33.02
Length, cm 31.75 34.29 36.83 39.37
Sleeve length, cm 9.53 10.16 10.80 12.07
Size tolerance, cm 2.54 2.54 2.54 2.54

Imperial

  6M 12M 18M 24M
Width, in 10.00 11.00 12.00 13.00
Length, in 12.50 13.50 14.50 15.50
Sleeve length, in 3.75 4.00 4.25 4.75
Size tolerance, in 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00


Sizes - Hoodies

 

Metric

S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Width, cm 51.00 56.00 61.00 66.00 71.10 76.00 81.00 86.00
Length, cm 69.00 71.00 74.00 76.00 79.00 81.00 84.00 86.00
Sleeve length, cm 85.09 87.63 90.17 92.71 95.25 97.79 100.33 102.87
Size tolerance, cm 3.81 3.81 3.81 3.81 3.81 3.81 3.81 3.81

Imperial

S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Width, in 20.08 22.05 24.02 25.98 27.99 29.92 31.89 33.86
Length, in 27.17 27.95 29.13 29.92 31.10 31.89 33.07 33.86
Sleeve length, in 33.50 34.50 35.50 36.50 37.50 38.50 39.50 40.50
Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50

 

EU Representatives

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

 

🖨️ Print & Quality Notes

  • High-resolution DTG print for crisp lines and smooth gradients
  • Slight color variations may occur across cotton/heather blends
  • Minor placement tolerance (±0.5 in / ±1.2 cm) is standard
  • Made to order to reduce overproduction

Print & Quality notes

🖨️ Print & Quality Notes

  • High-resolution DTG print for crisp lines and smooth gradients
  • Slight color variations may occur across cotton/heather blends
  • Minor placement tolerance (±0.5 in / ±1.2 cm) is standard
  • Made to order to reduce overproduction

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