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My Job Is Super Secret T-Shirt - Office Sarcasm Tee

My Job Is Super Secret T-Shirt - Office Sarcasm Tee

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🕵️♂️📎 My Job Is Super Secret T-Shirt

“My job is super secret - even I don't know what I'm doing.” Clean, high contrast typography that delivers deadpan honesty for stand ups, coffee lines and camera on moments.

🎯 Ideal for

  • Office rebels, WFH warriors and meeting survivors
  • Interns, juniors, seniors - anyone managing organized chaos
  • Students and teachers fluent in sarcasm
  • Minimalist streetwear fans who like blunt statements

🎁 Gift for

  • Coworkers with elite humor
  • Cool bosses, team leads and techies
  • Birthdays, promotions, Secret Santa and farewells
  • Yourself - because in progress is still progress

👕 Product Features:

  • Classic unisex fit (Heavy Cotton tee)
  • Mid-weight fabric ~5.3 oz/yd² (≈180 g/m²)
  • 100% cotton; heathers are a cotton/poly blend
  • Seamless body (no side seams) & ribbed knit collar
  • Taped neck & shoulders; double-needle sleeves and hem
  • Tear-away label for comfort

🧼 Care Instructions:

  • Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F), inside out
  • Tumble dry low
  • Do not iron the print
  • Do not dry clean
  • Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed

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Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean

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Sizes - T-shirts

 

Metric

  S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Width, cm 45.72 50.80 55.88 60.96 66.04 71.12 76.20 81.28
Length, cm 71.12 73.66 76.20 78.74 81.28 83.82 86.36 88.90
Sleeve length (from center back), cm 38.35 41.91 45.72 49.53 53.34 56.90 60.20 63.50
Size tolerance, cm 3.81 3.81 3.81 3.81 3.81 3.81 3.81 3.81

Imperial

  S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Width, in 18.00 20.00 22.00 24.00 26.00 28.00 30.00 32.00
Length, in 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 33.00 34.00 35.00
Sleeve length (from center back), in 15.10 16.50 18.00 19.50 21.00 22.40 23.70 25.00
Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50

 

Sizes - Kids T-shirts

 

Metric

  2T 3T 4T 5T
Width, cm 30.48 33.02 35.56 38.10
Length, cm 39.37 41.91 44.45 46.99

Imperial

  2T 3T 4T 5T
Width, in 12.00 13.00 14.00 15.00
Length, in 15.50 16.50 17.50 18.50


Sizes - Hoodies

 

Metric

  S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Width, cm 51.00 56.00 61.00 66.00 71.10 76.00 81.00 86.00
Length, cm 69.00 71.00 74.00 76.00 79.00 81.00 84.00 86.00
Sleeve length from center back, cm 85.09 87.63 90.17 92.71 95.25 97.79 100.33 102.87
Size tolerance, cm 3.81 3.81 3.81 3.81 3.81 3.81 3.81 3.81

Imperial

  S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Width, in 20.08 22.05 24.02 25.98 27.99 29.92 31.89 33.86
Length, in 27.17 27.95 29.13 29.92 31.10 31.89 33.07 33.86
Sleeve length from center back, in 33.50 34.50 35.50 36.50 37.50 38.50 39.50 40.50
Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50

EU Representatives

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY