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Not My Circus Not My Monkeys Shirt - Sarcastic Monkey Tee

Not My Circus Not My Monkeys Shirt - Sarcastic Monkey Tee

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🎪🐒 Not My Circus Not My Monkeys T-Shirt – Funny Sarcastic Quote Tee

Bring out your inner ringmaster of calm with our Not My Circus Not My Monkeys T-Shirt — the ultimate statement piece for anyone who has mastered the art of “not my problem.” 😎 This funny sarcastic shirt is perfect for showing off your sense of humor while keeping your style effortless and comfy. Whether you're tackling chaos at work or ignoring drama at home, this tee says it all without saying a word.

🎯 Ideal for:

  • Busy moms, multitaskers, and peacekeepers
  • Office warriors surviving daily chaos
  • Friends who thrive on sarcasm and good vibes
  • Anyone who’s learned the art of staying unbothered

🎁 Gift for:

  • Perfect for birthdays, holidays, or “just because” moments
  • Great surprise for coworkers, friends, or family
  • A funny, relatable gift for people who need a laugh
  • Yourself — because self-awareness deserves a wardrobe upgrade!

👕 Product Features:

  • 100% soft cotton for superior comfort and durability
  • High-quality, fade-resistant print that keeps its sharpness
  • Classic unisex fit that flatters all body types
  • Lightweight fabric ideal for year-round wear
  • Available in sizes S–3XL and multiple color options

🧼 Care Instructions:

  • Machine wash cold, inside out with similar colors
  • Tumble dry low or hang dry for best results
  • Do not bleach
  • Iron inside out to protect the print

😂 Why You’ll Love It:

The Not My Circus Not My Monkeys Tee isn’t just a shirt — it’s a lifestyle. Bold, witty, and a little cheeky, it’s perfect for anyone who’s done taking on everyone else’s drama. Pair it with jeans, shorts, or a cardigan for a look that says, “I’m here for good vibes only.” 🌈

💬 Customer Reviews:

“Everyone laughed when I wore it to work — so relatable!” – Megan F.
“Super soft and fits perfectly. Love the sarcasm!” – Tyler J.

🚀 Join the ‘Unbothered’ Club

Slip into your Not My Circus Not My Monkeys T-Shirt and let the world know you’ve retired from unnecessary drama. From casual Fridays to weekend lounging, this tee is your official badge of peace and humor. 🧘♀️🐵

👉 Add to cart now and embrace your carefree attitude in style. Life’s too short to juggle other people’s monkeys!

 

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean

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Important

Sizes - T-shirts

Metric

S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Width, cm 45.72 50.80 55.88 60.96 66.04 71.12 76.20 81.28
Length, cm 71.12 73.66 76.20 78.74 81.28 83.82 86.36 88.90
Sleeve length, cm 38.35 41.91 45.72 49.53 53.34 56.90 60.20 63.50
Size tolerance, cm 3.81 3.81 3.81 3.81 3.81 3.81 3.81 3.81

Imperial

S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Width, in 18.00 20.00 22.00 24.00 26.00 28.00 30.00 32.00
Length, in 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 33.00 34.00 35.00
Sleeve length, in 15.10 16.50 18.00 19.50 21.00 22.40 23.70 25.00
Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50

Sizes - Kids T-shirts

 

Metric

  2T 3T 4T 5T
Width, cm 30.48 33.02 35.56 38.10
Length, cm 39.37 41.91 44.45 46.99

Imperial

  2T 3T 4T 5T
Width, in 12.00 13.00 14.00 15.00
Length, in 15.50 16.50 17.50 18.50


Sizes - Babies T-shirts

 

Metric

  6M 12M 18M 24M
Width, cm 25.40 27.94 30.48 33.02
Length, cm 31.75 34.29 36.83 39.37
Sleeve length, cm 9.53 10.16 10.80 12.07
Size tolerance, cm 2.54 2.54 2.54 2.54

Imperial

  6M 12M 18M 24M
Width, in 10.00 11.00 12.00 13.00
Length, in 12.50 13.50 14.50 15.50
Sleeve length, in 3.75 4.00 4.25 4.75
Size tolerance, in 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00


Sizes - Hoodies

 

Metric

S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Width, cm 51.00 56.00 61.00 66.00 71.10 76.00 81.00 86.00
Length, cm 69.00 71.00 74.00 76.00 79.00 81.00 84.00 86.00
Sleeve length, cm 85.09 87.63 90.17 92.71 95.25 97.79 100.33 102.87
Size tolerance, cm 3.81 3.81 3.81 3.81 3.81 3.81 3.81 3.81

Imperial

S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Width, in 20.08 22.05 24.02 25.98 27.99 29.92 31.89 33.86
Length, in 27.17 27.95 29.13 29.92 31.10 31.89 33.07 33.86
Sleeve length, in 33.50 34.50 35.50 36.50 37.50 38.50 39.50 40.50
Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50

 

EU Representatives

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

 

🖨️ Print & Quality Notes

  • High-resolution DTG print for crisp lines and smooth gradients
  • Slight color variations may occur across cotton/heather blends
  • Minor placement tolerance (±0.5 in / ±1.2 cm) is standard
  • Made to order to reduce overproduction

Print & Quality notes

🖨️ Print & Quality Notes

  • High-resolution DTG print for crisp lines and smooth gradients
  • Slight color variations may occur across cotton/heather blends
  • Minor placement tolerance (±0.5 in / ±1.2 cm) is standard
  • Made to order to reduce overproduction

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