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Serious Goose Doctor Shirt - Today I’m a Serious Goose Tee

Serious Goose Doctor Shirt - Today I’m a Serious Goose Tee

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🪿🩺 Serious Goose Doctor Shirt - Today I’m a Serious Goose Tee

Paging Dr. Goose. This cheeky medical-humor tee features a vintage-etched goose in a lab coat with a stethoscope. Clean, bold lettering reads great in thumbnails and gets instant laughs on the floor, in clinic or at post-shift brunch.

🎯 Ideal for

  • Nurses, doctors, med students, CNAs, EMTs
  • Clinic crews with goose-level confidence
  • Scrub-swap nights, residency hangouts, weekend rounds
  • Anyone who’s serious — but only goose-level serious

🎁 Gift for

  • Coworkers on night shift
  • Preceptors, mentors and your favorite attending
  • Match Day, graduation, Nurse/Doctors’ Week
  • Yourself — permission to honk granted

👕 Product Features

  • Classic unisex fit for all-day comfort
  • Durable cotton with smooth print surface
  • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping for shape retention
  • Ribbed collar that keeps its shape
  • Seamless sides for a clean look

🖨️ Print & Quality Notes

  • High-resolution DTG print for crisp lines and smooth gradients
  • Slight color variations may occur across cotton/heather blends
  • Minor placement tolerance (±0.5 in / ±1.2 cm) is standard
  • Made to order to reduce overproduction

🧼 Care Instructions

  • Machine wash cold, inside out
  • Tumble dry low
  • Do not iron directly on the print
  • No dry cleaning
  • Non-chlorine bleach only when needed

👉 Add to cart and report to the gag ward — stat.

 

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean

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Sizes - T-shirts

Metric

S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Width, cm 45.72 50.80 55.88 60.96 66.04 71.12 76.20 81.28
Length, cm 71.12 73.66 76.20 78.74 81.28 83.82 86.36 88.90
Sleeve length, cm 38.35 41.91 45.72 49.53 53.34 56.90 60.20 63.50
Size tolerance, cm 3.81 3.81 3.81 3.81 3.81 3.81 3.81 3.81

Imperial

S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Width, in 18.00 20.00 22.00 24.00 26.00 28.00 30.00 32.00
Length, in 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 33.00 34.00 35.00
Sleeve length, in 15.10 16.50 18.00 19.50 21.00 22.40 23.70 25.00
Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50

Sizes - Kids T-shirts

 

Metric

  2T 3T 4T 5T
Width, cm 30.48 33.02 35.56 38.10
Length, cm 39.37 41.91 44.45 46.99

Imperial

  2T 3T 4T 5T
Width, in 12.00 13.00 14.00 15.00
Length, in 15.50 16.50 17.50 18.50


Sizes - Babies T-shirts

 

Metric

  6M 12M 18M 24M
Width, cm 25.40 27.94 30.48 33.02
Length, cm 31.75 34.29 36.83 39.37
Sleeve length, cm 9.53 10.16 10.80 12.07
Size tolerance, cm 2.54 2.54 2.54 2.54

Imperial

  6M 12M 18M 24M
Width, in 10.00 11.00 12.00 13.00
Length, in 12.50 13.50 14.50 15.50
Sleeve length, in 3.75 4.00 4.25 4.75
Size tolerance, in 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00


Sizes - Hoodies

 

Metric

S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Width, cm 51.00 56.00 61.00 66.00 71.10 76.00 81.00 86.00
Length, cm 69.00 71.00 74.00 76.00 79.00 81.00 84.00 86.00
Sleeve length, cm 85.09 87.63 90.17 92.71 95.25 97.79 100.33 102.87
Size tolerance, cm 3.81 3.81 3.81 3.81 3.81 3.81 3.81 3.81

Imperial

S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Width, in 20.08 22.05 24.02 25.98 27.99 29.92 31.89 33.86
Length, in 27.17 27.95 29.13 29.92 31.10 31.89 33.07 33.86
Sleeve length, in 33.50 34.50 35.50 36.50 37.50 38.50 39.50 40.50
Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50

 

EU Representatives

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

 

🖨️ Print & Quality Notes

  • High-resolution DTG print for crisp lines and smooth gradients
  • Slight color variations may occur across cotton/heather blends
  • Minor placement tolerance (±0.5 in / ±1.2 cm) is standard
  • Made to order to reduce overproduction

Print & Quality notes

🖨️ Print & Quality Notes

  • High-resolution DTG print for crisp lines and smooth gradients
  • Slight color variations may occur across cotton/heather blends
  • Minor placement tolerance (±0.5 in / ±1.2 cm) is standard
  • Made to order to reduce overproduction

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