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Serious Goose Doctor Shirt - Today I’m a Serious Goose Tee

Serious Goose Doctor Shirt - Today I’m a Serious Goose Tee

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🪿🩺 Serious Goose Doctor Shirt – Today I’m a Serious Goose Tee

The Serious Goose Doctor Shirt is what happens when medical humor goes full meme. A vintage-style goose in a lab coat, stethoscope ready, with the line “Today I’m a Serious Goose” – perfect for anyone who lives somewhere between professional… and profoundly unbothered. Wear it on shift, on call, or off-duty and let your scrub crew know exactly what mood you’re in.

🎯 Ideal for:

  • Nurses, doctors, med students, CNAs, EMTs and clinic staff
  • Hospital crews who speak fluent sarcasm between rounds
  • Scrub-swap nights, residency hangouts and casual clinic Fridays
  • Anyone who’s “professional”… but only goose-level serious today

🎁 Gift for:

  • Coworkers who keep the whole ward laughing
  • Preceptors, mentors and your favorite attending
  • Match Day, graduation, Nurse/Doctors’ Week or new job gifts
  • Friends in healthcare who desperately need a fun off-duty tee

🔥 Why You’ll Love It:

This isn’t just another medical tee — it’s your new inside joke with the entire floor. The Serious Goose Doctor Shirt blends comfy, everyday wear with clean, bold artwork that reads great from across the nurses’ station and still looks awesome in streetwear fits. It’s lightweight, soft, and built for long shifts, post-call coffee runs, or crashing on the couch after yet another “serious” day. 🪿

💡 Style Tips:

  • Pair with joggers and sneakers for the perfect off-duty scrub energy
  • Layer under a zip hoodie or lab-coat for subtle “goose on call” vibes
  • Style with jeans and a bomber jacket for meme-meets-streetwear looks
  • Match with your favorite fun badge reels or enamel pins for full medical humor drip

💬 Customer Favorites:

  • “Wore this to post-call breakfast and the whole table lost it. New favorite med-school tee.” – Jenna R.
  • “Patients smile, coworkers cackle, and it’s actually super soft. 10/10 serious goose energy.” – Luis M.

🚀 Shop with Confidence:

Each Serious Goose Doctor Shirt is printed on durable, soft cotton with high-quality inks that hold up to long days and plenty of washes. No crackly graphics, no stiff fabric – just an easy, comfortable fit with sharp medical-humor artwork. If something isn’t absolutely right, our support team will make it right, so you can stay focused on rounds, rest… and honking at life’s nonsense. 😉

👉 Add to cart now and bring goose-level seriousness (and laughs) to your next shift, study session or coffee run!

 

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean

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Sizes - T-shirts (Gildan 5000)

Metric

S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Width, cm 45.72 50.80 55.88 60.96 66.04 71.12 76.20 81.28
Length, cm 71.12 73.66 76.20 78.74 81.28 83.82 86.36 88.90
Sleeve length, cm 38.35 41.91 45.72 49.53 53.34 56.90 60.20 63.50
Size tolerance, cm 3.81 3.81 3.81 3.81 3.81 3.81 3.81 3.81

Imperial

S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Width, in 18.00 20.00 22.00 24.00 26.00 28.00 30.00 32.00
Length, in 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 33.00 34.00 35.00
Sleeve length, in 15.10 16.50 18.00 19.50 21.00 22.40 23.70 25.00
Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50

Sizes - Kids T-shirts (Gildan 5000B)

 

Metric

XS S M L XL
Width, cm 41.00 43.00 46.00 48.00 51.00
Length, cm 52.00 56.00 60.00 64.00 67.00
Sleeve length (from center back), cm 34.00 36.00 39.00 41.00 44.00
Size tolerance, cm 2.54 2.54 2.54 2.54 2.54

Imperial

XS S M L XL
Width, in 16.14 16.93 18.11 18.90 20.08
Length, in 20.47 22.05 23.62 25.20 26.38
Sleeve length (from center back), in 13.39 14.17 15.35 16.14 17.32
Size tolerance, in 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00

Sizes - Kids T-shirts (Bella+Canvas 3001T)

 

Metric

  2T 3T 4T 5T
Width, cm 30.48 33.02 35.56 38.10
Length, cm 39.37 41.91 44.45 46.99

Imperial

  2T 3T 4T 5T
Width, in 12.00 13.00 14.00 15.00
Length, in 15.50 16.50 17.50 18.50


Sizes - Babies T-shirts (Rabbit Skins 3322)

 

Metric

  6M 12M 18M 24M
Width, cm 25.40 27.94 30.48 33.02
Length, cm 31.75 34.29 36.83 39.37
Sleeve length, cm 9.53 10.16 10.80 12.07
Size tolerance, cm 2.54 2.54 2.54 2.54

Imperial

  6M 12M 18M 24M
Width, in 10.00 11.00 12.00 13.00
Length, in 12.50 13.50 14.50 15.50
Sleeve length, in 3.75 4.00 4.25 4.75
Size tolerance, in 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00


Sizes - Hoodies (Gildan 18500)

 

Metric

S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Width, cm 51.00 56.00 61.00 66.00 71.10 76.00 81.00 86.00
Length, cm 69.00 71.00 74.00 76.00 79.00 81.00 84.00 86.00
Sleeve length, cm 85.09 87.63 90.17 92.71 95.25 97.79 100.33 102.87
Size tolerance, cm 3.81 3.81 3.81 3.81 3.81 3.81 3.81 3.81

Imperial

S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Width, in 20.08 22.05 24.02 25.98 27.99 29.92 31.89 33.86
Length, in 27.17 27.95 29.13 29.92 31.10 31.89 33.07 33.86
Sleeve length, in 33.50 34.50 35.50 36.50 37.50 38.50 39.50 40.50
Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50

 

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EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

 

🖨️ Print & Quality Notes

  • High-resolution DTG print for crisp lines and smooth gradients
  • Slight color variations may occur across cotton/heather blends
  • Minor placement tolerance (±0.5 in / ±1.2 cm) is standard
  • Made to order to reduce overproduction

Print & Quality notes

🖨️ Print & Quality Notes

  • High-resolution DTG print for crisp lines and smooth gradients
  • Slight color variations may occur across cotton/heather blends
  • Minor placement tolerance (±0.5 in / ±1.2 cm) is standard
  • Made to order to reduce overproduction

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