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Silence of the Lamps - Funny Horror Movie Parody T-Shirt with Creepy Lamps

Silence of the Lamps - Funny Horror Movie Parody T-Shirt with Creepy Lamps

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💡🔇 Silence of the Lamps — Horror Pun Tee

The horror… the wattage… the silence. This absurdly brilliant parody flips a cult classic: a circle of lamps — all eerily silent, all watching — steals the spotlight. Perfect for horror fans, pun enthusiasts, and anyone whose sense of humor is just… slightly off.

🔪 Who it’s for:

  • Cult film nerds & horror geeks
  • People who laugh at dad jokes and smart wordplay
  • Movie night hosts with great taste and terrible humor
  • Lamp collectors with a dark side

🎁 Great gift for:

  • Halloween, birthdays, or movie marathons
  • Your pun-loving boyfriend/girlfriend
  • Fans of Hannibal, Clarice, and electrical fixtures

👕 Product Features:

  • Classic unisex fit with a sturdy, everyday feel
  • Medium-heavy cotton jersey ~5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)
  • Tubular construction (no side seams) for a clean look
  • Taped neck and shoulders for added durability
  • Ribbed crewneck that keeps its shape
  • Double-needle sleeves and hem for long wear
  • Note: Heather colors contain a cotton/poly blend

🧼 Care Instructions:

  • Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors
  • Use mild detergent; non-chlorine bleach only when needed
  • Tumble dry low; remove promptly
  • Do not iron directly on the print
  • Do not dry clean

👉 Add to cart now — before the lamps find out you know.

 

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean

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Sizes - T-shirts

 

Metric

  S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Width, cm 45.72 50.80 55.88 60.96 66.04 71.12 76.20 81.28
Length, cm 71.12 73.66 76.20 78.74 81.28 83.82 86.36 88.90
Sleeve length (from center back), cm 38.35 41.91 45.72 49.53 53.34 56.90 60.20 63.50
Size tolerance, cm 3.81 3.81 3.81 3.81 3.81 3.81 3.81 3.81

Imperial

  S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Width, in 18.00 20.00 22.00 24.00 26.00 28.00 30.00 32.00
Length, in 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 33.00 34.00 35.00
Sleeve length (from center back), in 15.10 16.50 18.00 19.50 21.00 22.40 23.70 25.00
Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50

 

Sizes - Kids T-shirts

 

Metric

  2T 3T 4T 5T
Width, cm 30.48 33.02 35.56 38.10
Length, cm 39.37 41.91 44.45 46.99

Imperial

  2T 3T 4T 5T
Width, in 12.00 13.00 14.00 15.00
Length, in 15.50 16.50 17.50 18.50


Sizes - Hoodies

 

Metric

  S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Width, cm 51.00 56.00 61.00 66.00 71.10 76.00 81.00 86.00
Length, cm 69.00 71.00 74.00 76.00 79.00 81.00 84.00 86.00
Sleeve length from center back, cm 85.09 87.63 90.17 92.71 95.25 97.79 100.33 102.87
Size tolerance, cm 3.81 3.81 3.81 3.81 3.81 3.81 3.81 3.81

Imperial

  S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Width, in 20.08 22.05 24.02 25.98 27.99 29.92 31.89 33.86
Length, in 27.17 27.95 29.13 29.92 31.10 31.89 33.07 33.86
Sleeve length from center back, in 33.50 34.50 35.50 36.50 37.50 38.50 39.50 40.50
Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50

EU Representatives

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY